How to Master Shobek: The Ultimate Guide to Shobekjutsu
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| Shobek says | Shobek thinks |
|---|---|
| Swwsssh Swwsssssshhh Swwwssh | Katana swinging sounds |
| AAAaAAAAAAAAAAAaaAA (yelling) | Shobek died |
| Lagging jutsu | Server lagging or shobi is downloading porn |
| War stompu | War stomp |
| Ki(d)nji (with a silent d) | Kidney shot |
| BANKAI (shouting) | Whenever the fuck big burst of damage is expected |
| Blocku | Ice block |
| Double blocku | Ice block after iceblock (courtesy of cold snap) |
| Blinku | Mage blink |
| Swimujutsu | Swimming |
| RandomNickSAN | Some dudes nickname inside Shobeks head |
| Random japanese mumbling | What all stream watchers are waiting. Probably Shobek himself doesn't know what the fuck is he saying. |
| NSu | Nature's Swiftness |
| Double katana jutsu | Epic looking glowing swords |
| Kidnekay | One more word for kidney shot |
| Coward | A person who does not dismount when attacked |
| Dagger | Not a rogue weapon, but something to use to spread stuff on bread |
| Resisturu / Resisturundayoh | Stun resist (usually orc bastards) |
| Oh new follower | New Bankai member on twitch |
| Blindsu | Blind |
| LOOK AT YOU | You are weak |
| Break your ganjutsu | Stopping enemy attack flow or epicness |
| Crocujutsu | Crocodile shaped mob |
| Flaming jutsu | Some trinket or item which fire blasts around Shobek |
| Slashee / Slashiosan | Shobek's favorite troll |
| Bankai himself | Shobek |
| Cheapu | Cheapshot |
| Listen to the sound of the waves | Someone is about to be murdered next to the sea |
| Thunderfury jutsu | Small twisters caused by thunderfury sword |
| Saporojutsu | Sap |
| War stomp me now | Usually when Shobek announces someone will war stomp, but he never gets it right |
| GDKP buyer | PvP NOOB (PVE Player) |
| Jumping jutsu | An action of confusing the orc by randomly jumping around him very fast |
| Goudju | Gouge |
| You are sleepy | You are dead |
| Bankai katen kyōkotsu karamatsu shinjuu | Shobek is earning a buck or two |